It's official. I've been banned from Redhead Ranting. Under normal circumstances this wouldn't be all that bad but Jen is actually very funny and during the day when Well friends as I ran back to read the comments on Jen's last post she advised me that since I've never seen Independence Day I'm not allowed back to the site until I give it a whirl. WTH!!! As a child I never dealt well with punishment and it doesn't feel too good as an adult either!
Sulking back to my corner thinking, is this a part of the blog -o- buddy relationship? Am I responsible for having seen all the movies every other kool kid's viewed. I don't think I was privy to that memo.
It started me thinking about other box office hits everyone raves and rants about that sadly don't interest me. Here's the list in no particular order. And regardless of the taunts that are sure to come I'm not renting, DVRing (if I actually had this contraption) or On Demanding any of these flicks.
- Braveheart - men in kilts are hot but still didn't get a rise out of me
- Titantic - I already know how this ends
- Gladiator - Russell Crowe is not my brand of undies
- Armageddon - Honestly I don't even remember the previews (this is getting sad I know)
- The Last Samurai - Seriously Tom Cruise isn't even Japanese
- Grease - I heard the songs isn't that enough
- None of the Star Wars movies even the originals - this is odd I actually liked Star Trek the Next Generation
- Gone With the Wind - There's something about movies on plantations that I can't really get into, go figure
- None of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise - Honestly Johnny Depp gave me the skeevies in the previews and that was pretty much a wrap, I liked him better as officer Tom Hanson
Of course in order to break the bars cyber wrapped around Jen's site I will make the concession and see Independence Day but only because she said that it's ...so phenomenally good and so fucking funny. Without that candid testimony it would forever remain on the not gonna watch it list.
